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Funny Wife's Voices Heavy Cotton Tee Sarcastic Husband Gift Novelty Quote Shirt

34.99 USD

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Category
Clothing › Gender-Neutral Adult Clothing › Tops & Tees › T-shirts
Materials
cotton, Comfort Colors 1717
Availability
In stock

A heavy cotton tee featuring a bold, funny quote about a wife's voices, made for anyone who wants to add some humor to their wardrobe. This unisex shirt makes a great sarcastic husband gift or novelty pick for married life humor lovers.

The tee is crafted from specially spun fibers for a strong, smooth fabric that holds a print well. It has a ribbed knit collar for lasting shape retention, a classic fit for comfortable everyday wear, and a tear-away label so there's no scratchy tag rubbing against your skin.

Product features: - Specially spun fibers for strong, smooth fabric - Ribbed knit collar for shape retention - Classic unisex fit for comfortable wear - Tear-away label for a scratch-free feel - Printed graphic with a witty, sarcastic quote

Material: 100% cotton

This shirt suits adults who enjoy a witty slogan tee or gag gift for a husband, and works well as a novelty piece for everyday wear or a light-hearted marriage joke gift.

Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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